
gpoy + prettiestgirl in the snow
Me: So, do you have any kids?
Normal Human Being: Yeah, I have four. And two in heaven.
Me: Oh…that must be nice *panicks* …I mean, for the other ones!
Normal Human Being: What?

My friend Jen asked me if my love of raccoons is ironic because they’re filthy rodents or whatever. My answer is this photo. WANT FIFTY KTHX.