neverforgets asked: I don't do crack. Can I borrow 20 bucks?
Anonymous asked: I met you on saturday and you were a jerk. I just wanted you to know that.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF OWNING A CAT IF HE CAN'T EVEN...
schwenk: (via skeetshoot)
Anonymous asked: i want to cum on you where do you like to cum? hair face back
oiiioioko asked: Um why are you so cute??
zachapearse asked: What is your favourite song at this very moment?
"Drew Barrymore is the real life Benjamin Button -...
Things that need to fuck themselves:
Peanuts, popcorn, crack cocaine, transvestities– All the things just offered to me and babyastronauts by his boyfriend (via neverforgets) I’m taken care of
"I can't believe there are all these people going,...
There’s this new crackhead who hangs outside my place and I actually think he’s pretty hot. Is that weird? He’s got a handsome face and his limbs flail in all the right directions and he says things like “Yo you want crack? first crack’s free for you, first crack’s free” and i’m all “FOR ME? *blush*”
Fact: Hand massage is the most underrated of all...
I don’t like what he did here. But, I know Mel and I know he’s not a racist. I...– Whoopi Goldberg. (via planettampon) She’s choosing class over race and he’s clearly very racist.
Summer in the park
Random native dude: Hey guys, wanna hear a funny joke? Me: Ok sure Guy: Why did the white man go to the moon? Me: Why? Guy: Cuz he thought the natives had land there. Me: Ohhh yup, cool joke. Guy: Wanna hear a funny joke? Me: …Uh yeah I guess Guy: Why do I masturbate every day? Me: oh. Guy: I’m going to find a tissue so I can do it right now. Me and Michelle: -_- -_-
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Sweaty guy on dancefloor: So what’s your deal? You the promoter? Me: Uh no, but we should probably make out now anyway. Sweaty guy on dancefloor: Yeah, deal.
Conor Oberst on boycotting Arizona
“The only thing, clearly, that these people care about is Money and Power, that and the creation and preservation of an Anglo-Centric Police State where every Immigrant and Non-White citizen is considered subhuman. They want them stripped of their basic human rights and reduced to slaves for Corporate America and the White Race. They are engaged in blatant class warfare. It is evil, pure...