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April 2010

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There is so much anaesthetic injected into my face right now it feels like i'm blinking my eyes with my lips

also: nitrous oxide

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Play

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No pulp, with pulp, or lots of pulp?

Apr 22, 201039 notes

#i like the pulp more than the juice #sick fuck

This is what happens when you don't go to the dentist for five years

Dentist: Ok given the situation here I have to ask, do you have a history of bullemia or…substances?

Me: Uh no.

Dentist: Hmmm it’s just very unusual, are you sure you don’t vomit often?

Me: HAHAHA

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Rush Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health care → rawstory.com

lol k

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"Mel Gibson should fucking die"

-Joan Rivers

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Tea baggers

How does a group that calls themselves this expect to be taken seriously? Have none of these people ever experienced the joys of a nutsack in the face? Is that the real problem?

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