"If I were gay, why not admit it?...I am a normal...
-Collossal piece of shit, Ricky Martin, before it was cool to fggt. (via Gawker)
Springtime in Parkdale
Old man raking leaves: Hey you Me: Huh? Old man raking leaves: Yeah you. You’re an asshole. *shakes head* Me: Um sorry that you’re old.
Making a curry for dinner and accidentally used...
They’re basically the same right? …who wants dinner?
something called a justin bieber was just on...
she wasn’t a very good dancer but she was trying real hard. 10 points.
Quotes from Joe
“If I was on survivor, I would for sure rape at least one person” “If I had tits, I would titty fuck so many jocks”
um. what? →
My ideal evening? Sailing into the sunset with a very special man or sailing...– Amy Sedaris (via extrafirmhold)
can someone please make a gif of locke slapping...
Anonymous asked: What does a bitch's dick look like?
keyboardpubes asked: How tall's a bitch?
sade asked: what's your favourite ctv b-roll: fat people eating in the summer, fat people walking in the summer, couples walking away from the camera holding hands or fat couples walking away from the camera holding hands?
I think they called me for the wrong audition
Casting director: Ok now I’m gonna get you to hold this basketball Me: Yeah sure Casting director: Now pretend to dunk it, we’re just gonna take some photos Me (internally): What’s a dunkit? *arm rejects ball*
Parkdale grocery shopping
Cashier *sees newly shaped 2 litre of Diet Coke*: Oh did you see if they changed all the coke bottles? Me: Hmm? No, sorry I didn’t notice. Cashier: Oh, can you go check? Me: What. Cashier *sighs*: Okay nevermind.
"You couldn't catch a cold if it sat on your face"
-Jennifer Aniston is a comedienne ok.
Anonymous asked: Would it have been creepy if I said "hello" to you on the street? Well, I was shopping along Queen Street today and I saw you! I was like "OMG, BABY ASTRONAUTS!!! I FOLLOW HIM ON TUMBLR!" But then I got scared so... Nevertheless, it was cool to be graced by your presence.
ctv news just referred to "ordinary canadians" as...
if you’re one of these people you should probably just kill yourself ok
How your blog willl be used against you →
lostmykey asked: if you could be an animal for one day, what animal would it be?!