February 2010
45 posts
Top five favourite books as a child.
The Giver by Lowis Lowry - definitely one of the best kids books of all time. Also the Bridge to Terabithia and the Trumpeter Swan by E.B. White come to mind. and because i was a gaybe i was way into baby-sitters club and books where sexy teens killed each other.
I couldn’t read until i was 6 or 7 and I think my family and teachers thought I was the wrong kind of special but now I have two degrees in literature. weird right?
All Februaries are without a doubt, the Worst Months in any given Year. Unpronounceable. Cold. Gray. Barren. A dumping ground for feature films. The month when you have finally used up all the tasty frozen preserves that you slaved over in a burst of super green eco-energy last summer. Now all you have left is freezer-burned hamburger meat, and you couldn’t care less. The whole month is like freezer-burned hamburger meat. Put some ketchup on it and choke it down. -Samantha Bee
Are you dating anyone? What do you look for in a guy?
Guys who are well read are usually pretty sexy. Also I prefer it when they don’t vom all over themselves in bed or have a post-load shooting bi-polar disorder. Usually.
Helpful hint
When you’re at the grocery store and see chicken breasts on sale for three dollars, you’re gonna think “holy shit this is an amazing deal, too good to be true!”. Yeah, it is. I’m pretty sure Price Chopper is harvesting the homeless and you know what isn’t worth three dollars? Butter Homeless.
“This one guy, I’ve deleted his number. I would text him at 7pm and he’d be like, ‘I’m at BBQ’s’ But the thing is, you don’t go to BBQ’s with your boys, you go with a girl. Then he’d call me at eleven. I’m like, why don’t you call me at six when you’re ready to go to BBQ’s? I’m not a regular girl. I just got off a plane from France. You need to check yourself.”
—Gabby Sidibe / Captain Awesome (via extrafirmhold)
"She's huge. She's a big woman. I used to think she was a man. I used to look at her and think, Something isn't right here"
-Janice Dickinson on Tyra Banks
Odessa
Caribou
Caribou - Odessa
I just spent 90 minutes in a snowstorm with this track. epic.
