The Giver by Lowis Lowry - definitely one of the best kids books of all time. Also the Bridge to Terabithia and the Trumpeter Swan by E.B. White come to mind. and because i was a gaybe i was way into baby-sitters club and books where sexy teens killed each other.
I couldn’t read until i was 6 or 7 and I think my family and teachers thought I was the wrong kind of special but now I have two degrees in literature. weird right?
All Februaries are without a doubt, the Worst Months in any given Year. Unpronounceable. Cold. Gray. Barren. A dumping ground for feature films. The month when you have finally used up all the tasty frozen preserves that you slaved over in a burst of super green eco-energy last summer. Now all you have left is freezer-burned hamburger meat, and you couldn’t care less. The whole month is like freezer-burned hamburger meat. Put some ketchup on it and choke it down. -Samantha Bee
Guys who are well read are usually pretty sexy. Also I prefer it when they don’t vom all over themselves in bed or have a post-load shooting bi-polar disorder. Usually.
When you’re at the grocery store and see chicken breasts on sale for three dollars, you’re gonna think “holy shit this is an amazing deal, too good to be true!”. Yeah, it is. I’m pretty sure Price Chopper is harvesting the homeless and you know what isn’t worth three dollars? Butter Homeless.
-Janice Dickinson on Tyra Banks