February 2010
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what's a Dave Matthews Band and why is it...
January 2010
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So my divorced parents both went on last minute...
That’s some broke ass Nancy Meyers shit waiting to happen.
Have you ever had unprotected sex?
Is there any other kind?
Write down on this piece of paper how many times you've had unprotected sex.
(Sarah scribbles on the paper and hands it to the nurse)
There're two sets of numbers here.
Oh, that’s for the front (pointing to one).
But they're the same number.
Yeah, I'm kind of OCD like that.
Did you have any blood transfusions in the eighties?
Oh, yeah.
Yes?
Oh, I thought you said "in Haiti".
So how many transfusions did you have in Haiti?
It's kind of hard to say. I was doing a lot of heroin at the time.
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Apparently Avril Lavigne's new album is going to...
Pink. Crust.
(via)
“The god of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all...”
– Richard Dawkins (via mollytov:thewarindrew:neverforgets)
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If you ever get so wasted that you forget that...
…don’t worry - a month later you will still be finding the stains of his vodka-cranberry projectile vomit inexplicably all over your entire wardrobe as a reminder to never, ever do that again.
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