April 2009
74 posts
March 2009
64 posts
what the hell?? →
emily: great i think 17 things just broke in the dishwasher!
me: oh no... wine glasses?
emily: no, those are all broken already!
emily: ...so i'm in the clear
owned. →
“sTILL ON THE BRink but i want to say i dont blame anyone for telling me to drink...”
– dina lohan twitter of the day
“Kimora is still largely understood be mainstream media.”
– E! THS of KLS. I am proof that this is at least 1/4 true. (via chainletter2)
1/1 proof that dean needs to stop drunk blogging.
“Negative??? weELL THat makes sense right, NOT…. just shows how much the...”
– Dina Lohan Twitter of the day - about her sweet and talented daughter Lindsay
Watchchainletter2:
Sammy and Juliana had a baby, it grew up, became a movie director, made a trailer, emailed it to me and asked me to show it to you guys. Here it is.
! ! ! ! ! !
Transforming Couch
crygg:
seifestattgel:
Convertible Bed Couch: Sweet Transforming Sofa Design | dornob
from my mom's facebook:
Helen is wondering exactly how big the Thunder is down under, hmmmm! Guess we’ll just have wait & see :)
amazing.
the cat's breath is revolting.
truly.
Just so you know:
From alternet.
It’s illegal to buy sex toys in Alabama, but you can legally fuck animals in Washington State as long as they weigh less than 40 lbs (?!). You can fuck an animal of any size in Utah…except if you’re doing it for money…because that changes everything. In Washington D.C. it’s actually illegal to have sex in any position except missionary. What?
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moms are amazing →
“I punched a girl in the neck.”
– Heather Jarvis
“I’m not exactly sure how you have a story with a crack head mom who’s also...”
– Dean McArthur
“I’mma cut ya. I’mma cut ya long, and I’mma cut ya deep. Then I’m gonna wear your...”
– me, going too far (apparently) (via rejectberries)
“Steven Spielberg is a pretty good director, you might have heard of him. When I...”
– Fuck you Gwenyth Paltrow.
sick, right?
I just accidentally poured apple juice into a glass that had day-old milk in it and then drank almost the entire thing without noticing. I wasn’t even baked…*sigh* it’s not sitting well.
fuck this
YAOUNDE (Reuters) – Cameroonian security forces have smashed up the street stalls, where thousands of people earn a living, to give the capital Yaounde a face-lift for a visit by Pope Benedict next week.
Pope Benedict makes his first trip to Africa as pontiff next week, visiting Cameroon before continuing to Angola to mark 500 years of Christian evangelism there.
“My 10 years of...
evolution teaches us that throwing rocks at the... →
don't even have to spice this one up
chainletter2:
I once told Tony that Sally and Emily reminded me of Gawker sensations and roomates “Emily and Michelle”, not just because of the one similar name. When I tried to find their original Craig’s List posting looking for a roomate, I was unable to because I was looking on my phone and it was tedious and cold outside. Anyway, today I remembered to look, here it is in its entirety….
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